(Tune: "Katmandu" by Bob Seger)

Comments: The result of having grown up listening to my dad's Bob Seger albums. Now if only I could remember the words to "Nine Tonight"...

I think I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm
I think it's really where I'm goin' to
Hey, if I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do

K-k-k-k-k-k-Khazad-dûm
I think it's really where I'm goin' to
Hey, if I ever get out of here
I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm

I got no kick against Rohan
Or Minas Tirith in the southern land
But when I tell 'em where I'm goin', man
I'm sure they know it's true

I got no rap against Rivendell
You know the parties there are really swell
But now I'm leaving for the Dwarrowdelf
I'll to myself be true

That's why I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm
Really, really, really goin', too
Hey if I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do

Whoa, Khazad-dûm
Take me with you, 'cause I'm goin' with you
Now, if I ever get out of here
I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm

I ain't got nothin' 'gainst Lorien,
The place more fair than thoughts of Mortal Men.
But since I'll never pass that way again,
I'm gonna cruise right through

I know I'm gonna miss Erebor
The former hometown of the son of Thror
I'll say the password at the western door
The gates will let me through

Because I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm
Really, really goin', too
Hey, if I ever get out of here
That's what I'm gonna do, gonna do

Khazad-dûm
Take me with you, 'cause I'm goin' with you
Now, if I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here
If I ever get out of here
I'm goin' to Khazad-dûm

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