(Tune: "I Heard it Through the Grapevine" by Marvin Gaye)

Comments: This is probably a good candidate for "Worst Match Between Character and Music." And that's half the fun, isn't it?

Bet you're wondering how I knew
What your spies were tryin' to do.
Well, Mithrandir, I know your mind,
'Cause the White Tower's eyes ain't blind.
And I'm tellin' you, Grey Fool,
That I will not be your tool,
Because I saw it through the Palantìr,
Not much longer will we be here
Ooh, I saw it through the Palantìr,
And I am tellin' you the end is near!
Honey honey, yeah.

You know, if it were all up to me,
I'd have things like they used to be.
I'd rule the City on my own,
And my son would succeed the throne.
Now you've seized what is mine
For an upstart from Isildur's line!
Don't you know that I saw it through the Palantìr,
Not much longer will we be here.
Ooh, I saw it through the Palantìr,
And I am tellin' you the end is near!
Honey honey, yeah.

Soon the West will end its reign,
Go ahead and fight in vain.
You may triumph for a day,
But the end you can't delay.
Since to burn is our fate,
I'd rather do it soon than late,
Because I saw it through the Palantìr,
Not much longer will we be here.
Ooh, I saw it through the Palantìr,
And I am tellin' you the end is near!
Honey honey, yeah.

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